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Mine’s Bigger

It’s time for the Top 5 jokes inspired by a legitimate news story
Panasonic pitched a tent outside the New York Stock Exchange yesterday to show off the biggest high-definition plasma screen yet. At 103 inches, it’s an inch bigger than versions being produced by Samsung and LG.
Number 5: I pitched a tent

Suri, Moses, Apple, And Blanket

Tom & Katie now have Suri. Gwyneth and Chris have Apple and Moses. Demi and Bruce had Rumor, Scout, and Tallulah. Julia has Phinneas and Hazel. Michael has Blanket.
Are celebrities trying to out-weird one another with the baby names? Seriously, what the hell is going on with these people?