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Mine’s Bigger

TelevisionIt’s time for the Top 5 jokes inspired by a legitimate news story

Panasonic pitched a tent outside the New York Stock Exchange yesterday to show off the biggest high-definition plasma screen yet. At 103 inches, it’s an inch bigger than versions being produced by Samsung and LG.

Number 5: I pitched a tent outside the NYSE once. It was embarrassing.

Number 4: Don Iwatani to Kun-Hee Lee: Mine’s Bigger.

Number 3: At 103 inches, you’d think they’d have trouble pitching a tent.

Number 2: Being a man is all about who has the biggest… umm… TV…

Number 1: How sad. With corporate America it’s all about proving who has the bigger unit.

Written by Michael Turk