Suri, Moses, Apple, And Blanket

Tom & Katie now have Suri. Gwyneth and Chris have Apple and Moses. Demi and Bruce had Rumor, Scout, and Tallulah. Julia has Phinneas and Hazel. Michael has Blanket.

Are celebrities trying to out-weird one another with the baby names? Seriously, what the hell is going on with these people? They say they want to give their kids normal lives, but then they make them the butt of jokes from birth through adulthood.

If we have another son, I told my wife I’d like to name him Spedball Thunderhead Turk. If I were a celebrity, I think I could win the baby name nut-off with that one.

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