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Why John Kerry Won’t Get The Nod in 2008

At the end of the 2004 election, it was discovered that John Kerry was sitting on nearly $14 million dollars. A lot of Democrats at the time were pissed to learn that he could possibly have won Ohio if only he hadn’t clung to the cash.

Now, with Democrats taking out a $5 to $10 million dollar loan in an effort to win Congress, Kerry is still sitting on $8 million in cash – ostensibly to use for his Presidential run in 2008.

A new website, Hey John, is urging visitors to send him a little message telling him to sh*t or get off the pot and use that war chest to help win Congress.

I suspect he won’t, because he cares more about his own ego than he does about his party. Were he to transfer that to the DNC, and the Dems take back Congress, he would have essentially bought his nomination. Fortunately, for the rest of us, I think he’s too thick to understand that.

Written by Michael Turk