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Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction


CrimeA transvestite gang is terrorizing New Orleans retailers.

‚ÄúThey‚Äôre fearless,‚Äù said [Salesman Eric] Ogle. ‚ÄúOnce they see something they like they won‚Äôt stop until they have it…

The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs…

“They come in groups of three or four. One tries to distract you while the others get the stuff and run out the door. It’s very simple,” Ogle said.

Next door at Winky’s, Bonga heard people screaming inside Vegas, then saw a blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes streak past her door.

Seriously, this is one of the funniest articles I’ve read in a long time. You have to click through and read the whole thing…



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Written by Michael Turk