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The Monkey On Hillary’s Back


Hillary doesn’t love me. I apparently have been booted off her e-mail list. When a friend forwarded her latest finance appeal to me, I was a) surprised to discover my expulsion, and b) shocked – as was my friend – at the picture she chose to use.

Nothing says, “Monkey on my back” like a picture of your husband gripping you in a big, moosey, reverse bear hug. Maybe this was intended to convey that there actually is some affection in their professional marriage… Maybe it was meant to convey the “buy one get one free” message yet again.

Unfortunately, it comes across to me as, “My husband overpowers me both in stature and politically, and I am blind to my own shortcomings.”



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Written by Michael Turk