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Paris Hilton to Play Mother Theresa?

moviesParis Hilton is going to portray Mother Theresa?

Has the whole world gone nuts? Or should that read Paris Hilton will play Mother Theresa Spanksalot in the new film Mother Theresa Does Dallas?

That’s about the only way this makes sense. Come on, Paris, become the world’s richest porn star. Your sword swallowing turn in One Night In Paris was the only role you’ve had that was believable and the only one people wanted to see.

On a related note, Warhol missed an exception. Apparently billionaire heiresses can afford some sort of snooze alarm and buy more than 15 minutes.

Written by Michael Turk