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MicellaneousWhoever invented the headline for news stories was a genius. I love to skim headlines on news feeds for little treasures like this one.

Woman Shoots Gator That Attacks Her Dog

The story is even better… she shot the thing four times, was barely bleeding, so the wildlife officer that was called out cited the woman for hunting without a license and put the gator back in the lake. Since she didn’t kill it, that dog is screwed the next time that gator comes calling. He’s going to be pissed.



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Written by Michael Turk