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– 16 hours ago

Hollywood Justice

So let me get this straight… Kiefer Sutherland has two DUI’s in three years, and he gets 48 days. Lindsay Lohan has two DUIs in a weekend, and only gets about 8 1/2 seconds (ok, it was 84 minutes, but still). Paris had a DUI and was sentenced to 45 days, then 23, then released after slightly more than a long weekend.

I guess this just goes to show that stars of successful TV shows get more time than bimbos with less acting talent than a glass of water, and/or more money than common sense. Tough break, Kiefer. If were a crappy actor or an heiress you could have skated.

Written by Michael Turk