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Choosing Sides


Any time you have to choose between two sides in an ever-escalating public relations war, you run the risk of permanently damaging a relationship that may have been built up over years. That’s the unfortunate situation I find myself in lately. I’m caught in the middle of a very ugly, and very personal fight between two people and find I’m being forced to choose a team.

As a result, I feel I must be very upfront and very vocal now that I have made my decision…. You can count me solidly in the Sarah Silverman camp. I think that Sarah is way out of Jimmy Kimmel’s league, and that he never had any business dating her. Howver, I also think she makes better videos.

[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM]

You can compare this to Jimmy’s cheaper knock off.

[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=het6hg2IlFw]

It’s sad, really, that Jimmy a) doesn’t have the originality and has to copy my girl, but b) he also got the sloppy seconds and had to settle for the horse-faced Affleck.

Ben is, I might add, still desperately looking to make a movie that doesn’t suck. I would like to point out for his possible benefit this one little observation. If not every movie sucks, but every movie Ben Affleck is in DOES suck, there may be a common denominator worth exploring. I’m just saying.

So now that I have that off my chest, I feel better. It’s kind of a sad day for me. When Kimmel was on The Man Show, I thought he was funny. Unfortunately, it now appears that his success, much like Affleck’s, was based on the coat-tails of his partner in crime. Adam Corolla was, in retrospect, carrying the hapless Kimmel.

[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=bjjDrx-Lbqs]



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Written by Michael Turk