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Can You Think Of A Bigger Yahoo!

It seems kind of fitting that Tom Cruise, America’s token nut job, will be speaking to a group of people from a company called Yahoo! It’s sort of sickly ironic. If I were Yahoo!, I’d be all over a guy who jumps on couches, flies his 8 months pregnant wife/girlfriend/beard around the world for no good reason, and takes on Brooke Shields and the world of medicine via the platform of the Today show.

Good thing Yahoo is free to me. If I had to pay for their crap, this would be yet another reason to cancel my subscription.

Written by Michael Turk