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A Drunk Kennedy In A Car Accident? Why Is That News?

NewsSo everyone is chatting about Rep. Kennedy’s car accident. Was he drunk? Was he on Ambien and sleep driving? Who knows?

One thing is for sure, though. Every young girl in Washington DC should be glad they weren’t in the car and he wasn’t a little closer to the river.

You know what they say, like father… like son…

UPDATE: So apparently Kennedy is checking into rehab. Having first denied his impaired condition, he’s now blaming it on an addiction to pain killers. He claimed to have no memory of the event, despite having detailed the events the day before. He also claimed he wasn’t drinking, but the Boston Herald reported a server at the bar specifically remembers him drinking. Keep digging, congressman.

Written by Michael Turk